Punny Puns Thread

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by PieSquared761, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Post your punny puns, and I want groan-causingly bad ones.
     
  2. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Wow not a single one.
     
  3. oiShocKWavesv

    oiShocKWavesv Well-Known Member VIP

    I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
     
  4. CanOpenerTrooper

    CanOpenerTrooper Well-Known Member VIP

    So I saw to men at Comic Con last month. Both of them had no head or face on their costum (real story). They then started fake fighting each other. I guess it was a, Face Off.... Ahuehuehue
     
  5. Navarog

    Navarog Well-Known Member

    uh. I would do puns about the mother country but I always do them really fast and people think I'm Russian D: For a lot of people it's really off Putin. A lot of people get so irritated about it they try to Khrushchev my face in. D: I get so into it that people feel it's harassment and that I'm cyber(ia) bullying them. :( After a while people start beginning to dis-Laika me. It just makes people angry, their ability to control their anger comes Kremlin down. But, Sovi et, I don't need other people's permissions to go Lenin my mouth go and make beautiful puns.

    Sorry, now I'm just Stalin the inevitable end to these puns. I'm just Gagarin to give up now. Please don't Vostok my profile here and say mean things because of jealousy. If you do that to me I'll just hope Yugoslavia for some horrible person for the rest of your life. I think I'll go now, and Perestroika my cat until he purrs. Maybe I'll stare through the Glasnost part of my wall that is my window. If you think I'm serious Yuri-lly aren't intelligent. I'm going to go around the internet as long as my body will Perm-it it. Until I finally Passky out.
     
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  6. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    gg nava... i was going to make a nazi joke, and it was going to be hitlerious....
     
  7. Pieman_Is_God

    Pieman_Is_God Well-Known Member VIP Creative Architect

  8. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    My grandfather got that in an email 6 years ago.
     
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  9. thechooosen1

    thechooosen1 Active Member VIP

    That's irrellephant.
     
  10. oiShocKWavesv

    oiShocKWavesv Well-Known Member VIP

    If you need an arc to save two of every animal, I Noah guy.
     
  11. oiShocKWavesv

    oiShocKWavesv Well-Known Member VIP

    Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
    The other says "Are you sure?"
    The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
     
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  12. Navarog

    Navarog Well-Known Member

    I knew a lot of puns about music and bands but I Foghat most of them. D:
     
  13. Navarog

    Navarog Well-Known Member

  14. CanOpenerTrooper

    CanOpenerTrooper Well-Known Member VIP

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down...

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now...

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me...

    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it...

    I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy...

    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me...

    I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it...

    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'...

    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink...

    There ya go ShadeCrest, several years of Facebook jokes.
     
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  15. majestic_moose

    majestic_moose Well-Known Member VIP

    What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't really know, but the flag is a big plus.
     
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  16. thechooosen1

    thechooosen1 Active Member VIP

    "What made you apply for a job as an Australian your guide?" Well I always though I had the nessecary koalifcations.
     
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