So I saw to men at Comic Con last month. Both of them had no head or face on their costum (real story). They then started fake fighting each other. I guess it was a, Face Off.... Ahuehuehue
uh. I would do puns about the mother country but I always do them really fast and people think I'm Russian D: For a lot of people it's really off Putin. A lot of people get so irritated about it they try to Khrushchev my face in. D: I get so into it that people feel it's harassment and that I'm cyber(ia) bullying them. After a while people start beginning to dis-Laika me. It just makes people angry, their ability to control their anger comes Kremlin down. But, Sovi et, I don't need other people's permissions to go Lenin my mouth go and make beautiful puns. Sorry, now I'm just Stalin the inevitable end to these puns. I'm just Gagarin to give up now. Please don't Vostok my profile here and say mean things because of jealousy. If you do that to me I'll just hope Yugoslavia for some horrible person for the rest of your life. I think I'll go now, and Perestroika my cat until he purrs. Maybe I'll stare through the Glasnost part of my wall that is my window. If you think I'm serious Yuri-lly aren't intelligent. I'm going to go around the internet as long as my body will Perm-it it. Until I finally Passky out.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now... I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me... It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it... I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy... I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me... I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it... There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'... Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink... There ya go ShadeCrest, several years of Facebook jokes.
"What made you apply for a job as an Australian your guide?" Well I always though I had the nessecary koalifcations.