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There was a young man...

 

1. People don't find what you said funny?
2. This is rather rude.
3. People may have missed this thread.
And finally to continue from where shock left off...

... Who lived in a teapot...

 

He had several small, furry

 

Meerkats bent on domination who...

 

loved Justin Bieber </3

 

And died the end

 

but his cat wanted to

 

take over the world. Unforunately,

 

it took too much steroids.

 

it looked like a psychopath

 

but if anything this seemed

 

odd because he has

 

An immortality potion that didn't

 

give him the potatoes

 

until he farted the potatoes

 

then ate the crappy potatoes

 

And he got really sick

 

and died to potato

 

(potato)itis which in some countries

 

Such as Ireland kills millions