Bad spelling and grammar fun

The goal of this post is to type something with the worst grammar and spelling but people have to still be able to read it... GO

 

dis tread seams liek a graet idea!!!1!1!1! iz it posble to heve eveen worser gramer den dis?!/!?!/1/!/!/!?

 

eye downt no iph u kan geet mutch wors dan dat

 

eyedunseaaproplemwitdistread

 

Dere is kno pwoblim wid dees fred

 

flour reel

 

Four reelzees

 

orca you kitten meow

 

Meow kitten you orca!!!!!!

 

nao i'am nawt kiten u nowe.! i am an beter gerammer masseter then u ar. i hav guuder geramer thin u. git of dis therede plzs.

 

noe mye gramere iz way motch beterer den years?

 

ju kahnt biit sis kan ju? inglisch prononziatshion end dshermin lodshig

 

Dotay... Dis fwead dot werk twif spel chek

 

Ow coam oan... dount bi satch ah gremmear heitahr duud.

 

Beth yw guys chi ar?

 

lik dis if u cry evry tim

 

i liek dis threed!1!1!1!

 

Eetz hahrd four mie beecuuz i hav awtoecorwekt

 

By the way, that was actually a different language.

 

jur grammer iis sou wroung git ewai puhngk