The Killer Penny Mk. III

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SpaceCadetKevin, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    That's right folks the killer penny is back with a vengeance. For those who are unfamiliar, the rules of the killer penny are pretty simple:

    1. First person starts with the penny.
    2. Next person comes up with a creative way to steal the penny from the previous person.
    3. Hilarity ensues.

    Ready?....
    Here we go.

    I find a penny on the street and carefully place it beneath the insole of my shoe.
     
  2. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    Walking infront of you I place a piece of chewing gum on the ground, which burns a small hole in the bottom of your shoe and then sticks to the chewing gum; with you being oblivious to its removal, I then learn from your mistake and insert it into the lining of my belt.
     
  3. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    I go to Really Big Things You Don't Need Inc. to get a really big magnet. I go behind you and use the magnet to rip the penny through your abdomen and take the penny from you. Then I put the penny into a vending machine that requires 50 cents to operate and leave it there.
     
  4. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    The vending machine then unexpectedly violently ejects the penny, straight back into my abdomen, from whence it came.
     
  5. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    You are wearing a purple belt! And as we ALL know, I control anything purple! I command the belt to constrict around your waist until you pass out, and I take the penny from you, and give it to SilverStarNC, oblivious to his imminent doom.
     
  6. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Sitting in my home, the penny stolen from me, I begin contemplating my worth as a human being without it. I decide that I am nothing. If I should happen to remove myself from this existence it would cause no great tremor throughout the land. Some would weep yes, but in time all would move on and I would become little more than a bitter and sad memory. Deciding that to continue on with my life would be a waste of time I climb the nearest cliff and throw myself off. I close my eyes as I plummet back to the earth, hoping I hit hard enough for the ground to give way and envelope my corpse for a suicide burial combo.

    Thud...

    My body is wracked with pain. I hit something on the way down just before putting face to ground. I lift my self up and discover the crushed body of SilverStarNC beneath me, a shiny penny in his open and lifeless palm. I pick it up and place it in my pocket. Guess it's my lucky day.