That's right folks the killer penny is back with a vengeance. For those who are unfamiliar, the rules of the killer penny are pretty simple: 1. First person starts with the penny. 2. Next person comes up with a creative way to steal the penny from the previous person. 3. Hilarity ensues. Ready?.... Here we go. I find a penny on the street and carefully place it beneath the insole of my shoe.
Walking infront of you I place a piece of chewing gum on the ground, which burns a small hole in the bottom of your shoe and then sticks to the chewing gum; with you being oblivious to its removal, I then learn from your mistake and insert it into the lining of my belt.
I go to Really Big Things You Don't Need Inc. to get a really big magnet. I go behind you and use the magnet to rip the penny through your abdomen and take the penny from you. Then I put the penny into a vending machine that requires 50 cents to operate and leave it there.
The vending machine then unexpectedly violently ejects the penny, straight back into my abdomen, from whence it came.
You are wearing a purple belt! And as we ALL know, I control anything purple! I command the belt to constrict around your waist until you pass out, and I take the penny from you, and give it to SilverStarNC, oblivious to his imminent doom.
Sitting in my home, the penny stolen from me, I begin contemplating my worth as a human being without it. I decide that I am nothing. If I should happen to remove myself from this existence it would cause no great tremor throughout the land. Some would weep yes, but in time all would move on and I would become little more than a bitter and sad memory. Deciding that to continue on with my life would be a waste of time I climb the nearest cliff and throw myself off. I close my eyes as I plummet back to the earth, hoping I hit hard enough for the ground to give way and envelope my corpse for a suicide burial combo. Thud... My body is wracked with pain. I hit something on the way down just before putting face to ground. I lift my self up and discover the crushed body of SilverStarNC beneath me, a shiny penny in his open and lifeless palm. I pick it up and place it in my pocket. Guess it's my lucky day.