Killer Penny MK2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by NMBr2d2, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    ITS BACK!!!!!

    Always thought it was fun.
    The rules:

    1) You MUST take the penny from the person who had it last in the post before yours.
    ie. I pick up the penny, and give it to Goku. -You need to get the penny from Goku.

    2) Try to be as creative as possible when you get the penny.

    3) Try to keep the creativity simple, and bring out the ABSURDLY irrelevant stuff out later so the game lasts longer.

    4) Rule 3 can be overridden if somebody attempts to get rid of the penny.

    5) A new penny can be taken from the bank if you are too lazy to save the old one.

    6) Have fun destroying all things for the penny!!


    I'll get It started.

    I beat Justin Beiber over the head with a lava lamp, and take a penny (this is the one!) from him to remember the achievement!

    NO ADMIN POWERS!!!
     
  2. Dragonnewt

    Dragonnewt Member

    Then dragonewt takes knocks Carly Ray Jemson out with my heroic fists and throw her unconcious bod at NMB to achieve this sacred penny.
     
  3. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    I steal the ring from smigel and use it to steal the penny from dovah, then i throw the penny in the fires of Mt. Doom. Suddenly a wild mudkip snatches the penny out of the air and runs away into a pokeball.
     
  4. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    My starter is mudkip, (no joke) so I just take 'im out and grab the penny!
     
  5. sioutdoors

    sioutdoors Well-Known Member VIP Creative Architect

    Sioutdoors grabs a wild beaver and uses the beaver to saw his way into NMBr's top secret penny safe. Take the penny and leave the beaver
     
  6. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    I challenge siout to a card duel for the penny, my first hand is 5 pieces of "Exodia The Forbidden One". I win immediately and win the penny.Then I donate the penny to a homeless man i see on the streets.

    You wouldn't take a penny from a homeless man would you?
     
  7. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Mugger takes penny, I deck the mugger, and he is arrested for grand theft. I'm a nice guy, so I buy the homeless guy McDonald's burgers for a year. I have the penny now.
     
  8. Dragonnewt

    Dragonnewt Member

    I then buy out the McDonalds Company and have them give the homeless man hash browns instead of burgers which outrages him to the point of beating you to senselessness so I can then achieve the penny once more.
     
  9. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    I round the corner out of the alley to find a homeless man beating NMB senseless while Dragonnewt admires a shiny new penny off to the side. I shrug and go inside the McDonalds. I check my watch. It's 10:29 and the cashier refuses to serve me breakfast. Agitated, hungry and with no sausage mcgriddle to cure me I step back outside to find the homeless man feasting on the lifeless bodies of Dragon and NMB. I begin walking the other way, but he's already noticed me. He throws himself at me, slamming me to the ground, pinning me there under the immense weight of his many coats. I stare into blank white eyes, but no one stares back. Somehow I manage to wriggle the glock from my pocket and put two rounds into the meat of his chest. Unfazed his mouth opens wide, with ravenous speed it comes for my throat, but finds only the business end of my gun. Brain rains down on the sidewalk behind him as he collapses. I pull myself to my feet and make my way over to NMB and Dragon. Two rounds. A bullet for each. I notice a penny on the sidewalk next to what used to be Dragonnewt. The same he'd been so infatuated with just minutes before and now stained crimson in his blood. I remove my shoe, pry up the soul and tuck it snuggly beneath. Change is coming to this world and I can use all the luck I can get.
     
  10. creeperkiller132

    creeperkiller132 Active Member Creative Architect

    i was just on the search for the penny together with an T800 and Master Chief when they saw SpaceCadetKevin picking it up they ran after him but he got in a car i busted the car engine with my M107 sniper rifle. now he needed to run again the T800 tackled him and Master Chief shot him in both of his knee's. i took the penny and now i'm taking the frigate savanna to the forunners last ring and keep it secret in one of the ancient temples and throw it in the firing mechanism once i get it going to shoot.
     
  11. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Uses WhiteRa Special tactics to steal the penny, currently guarded by a maxed out protoss army.

    (Google sc2 st00f)

    Good luck getting that penny.
     
  12. creeperkiller132

    creeperkiller132 Active Member Creative Architect

    i'll just sent the flood on you so your army gets infected and Maste Chief can kill of the rest of the remaining hostiles. now that the penny is in my possesion again. i'm going to set the fighters Scorpion and baraka to guard it together with the Arbiters special forces. and i'm going to one of the forunners rings and let it shoot so all living organisms in the universe will die muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

    P.S. muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    P.P.S. dont forget the T800 and the Predators that i set free around the forruners ring
     
  13. waterpower1

    waterpower1 Active Member

    I send in my super secret fighter monkey to slip past your guards and take the penny. I scan the penny, destroy the origional in an nuclear explosion and send the picture to Imaxorz.
     
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  14. creeperkiller132

    creeperkiller132 Active Member Creative Architect

    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom universe exploded everyone who wasn't hiding under a big sheet of dirtblocks died
     
  15. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    I shoot max and beat waterpower with the gen 1 iPad I'm typing this post on because I can't play cubemen! Then the penny falls out of the iPad because it started from it. I pick it up, shoot max again for good measure, and walk away whistling. Then I get shot by a train and McPixel gets the penny :confused: The universe may have exploded, but McPixel is explosion proof (play the game)

    (you can tell I made this thread JUST to see what space would put up)
     
  16. Dragonnewt

    Dragonnewt Member

    I then use my god-like powres to revive my mortal body from the after life and create this universe once again! I then use my breath of death to kill McPixel and get that penny back.
     
  17. creeperkiller132

    creeperkiller132 Active Member Creative Architect

    i rewinded everything to the point that NMB started the fight of the penny and placed a fake penny in his hand at start so the penny that dragon haz is a fake one and i'm was from the start switching between universes with a fleet of covenant and U.N.S.C spaceships ha try to stop me now i'm going to drop it in the clowns demension muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    P.S. muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  18. majestic_moose

    majestic_moose Well-Known Member VIP

    Creeperkiller is making his escape at riveting speeds, but what is that?! He spots something disastrous up ahead, but can't slow down in time. His ship crashes into a moose, destroying the entire fleet, and sending the penny into the mooses brain. I've got it now!
     
  19. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    I shoot the moose with my C-16 sniper rifle, and take the penny. I now make 3141592 chests, make a giant cube, and put the penny in one of the chests. Memorize it's coordinates, surround with 5 layers of bedrock I bought from webauctions, surround it with lava, cobwebs, and obsidian.

    (realizes that I can't get in either:eek:)

    (but neither can you:cool:)
     
  20. creeperkiller132

    creeperkiller132 Active Member Creative Architect

    picks WE tool and sets all to 0 picks the penny and his M107 sniper up and shoots Pie in the knees and binds her to a pole and goes to his newly created fleet and fire's a MAC-blast at the position of PIE. now i'm gonna go back in time before there were moose's and fly's on to hide the penny in one of the dragon realms