I love noobs that...

This thread is to post about things that make you laugh when noobs do them. They get on, desperate to do something, and then you laugh when they fail. Cruel, I know, but I get a kick out of it.

I love noobs that...
Come on the server typing "help" when they try and access the /help command

 

I love noobs that think they know stuff and everything about this server and say they are mods when they aren't.

 

i love when noobs join and say there from planet minecraft give me op.

 

I love noobs that give away diamonds...

 

I love noobs that just come on and ask for op WITHOUT saying they're from PlanetMinecraft
Arrogant b*st*rds

 

I HATE it when noobs come on and ask questions that they should already know the answer to if they read the signs and actually read the website as instructed.

I love noobs that say "someone stole all my stuff out of my chest. can someone ban them?"

 

I love noobs who read the rules and don't get frustrated when I annhilate them.

 

I like watching noobs, and how they look at things, and comparing them to myself back when I first started minecraft

 

I love when noobs stared at the lava pit in the old coliseum, they didn't know I was hiding with a bow hitting them into the pit.

 

I love noobs that build dozens of snow golems... then cover an area with snow.

 

I love noobs to tekkit.

 

I hate love noobs that grief me. For I shall make their life hell in PVP world

 

I love noobs that are not "whitelisted" but somehow can join towns

 

I love n00bs that spam, "Free stoof PL0x!"