Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hywzerboydy, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Chuck Norris facts

    Ill start

    I hate Chuck norris, if hes so tough, then why doesn't he smash my face into this keygghv yn gi)].:t0 a
     
  2. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
    If the Flash and Superman were racing to the edge of the universe, who won? Chuck Norris.
    The only reason we haven't been blown up or abducted by hostile aliens by now is because of Chuck Norris.
     
  3. uberdarkninja

    uberdarkninja Member VIP

    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You picked up the wrong phone.


    Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.


    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead its just afraid to move.


    Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his hair grows in reverse.


    Chuck Norris plays table tennis with hand grenades.


    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
     
  4. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Chuck Norris' killed Lee Sin the Blind Monk with his stun.

    Chuck Norris can follow Singed.

    Chuck Norris does not play LoL and is not a LoL champion.
    those were LoL jokes if you didn't know :p
     
  5. Thomasdd13

    Thomasdd13 Active Member VIP

    chuck norris can divide by zero.
    we live in an exer expanding universe, all of it is trying to get away from chuck norris
    chuck norris only has on element- suprise
    chuck norris won the world series of poker with pokemon cards
    chuck norris can cut a knife with butter
    chuck norris has counted to infinity, three times
    chuck norris knows every digit in pi
    chuck norris can kill two rocks with one bird
    chuck noris looked at a pianon and it did this Necro Fantasy (MOST IMPOSSIBLE PIANO SONG) - John L. Sinneslöschen Version
     
  6. nrayf

    nrayf Active Member VIP

  7. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

  8. Ciulerson2

    Ciulerson2 New Member VIP

    Chuck norris threw a grenade. 50 people died.
    Then the grenade exploded.

    lol
     
  9. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Do you know how this man became the most inserting in the world?
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    Chuck Norris spit on him.
     
  10. Thomasdd13

    Thomasdd13 Active Member VIP

    awwwww, when Chuck Norris killed me i got to meet a lovely fellow named charon. but i had no money D:
     
  11. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Chuck Norris doesn't buy Ugs, he goes to Australia and turns the sheep inside out himself!

    Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret!
     
  12. Archenemy666

    Archenemy666 Active Member VIP

    The big bang is the product of chuck norris clapping.
     
  13. blumi78

    blumi78 Member VIP

    Chuck Norris died this morning :'(




    But he already feels better now. 8)
     
  14. nrayf

    nrayf Active Member VIP

  15. nrayf

    nrayf Active Member VIP

    Chuck Norris died 3 weeks ago. Unfortunately, death is too afraid to tell him.
     
  16. Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris New Member

    I approve of this thread.
     
  17. Thomasdd13

    Thomasdd13 Active Member VIP

  18. Andwey

    Andwey New Member

    The only legit reason anyone should consider Chuck Norris to be epic (I actually mean excluding every lie people make about him, and really what he achieves), is he is starring in the Expendables 2, he's 71, and he stills looks like a champion.
     
  19. Wkdclwncar

    Wkdclwncar Member VIP

    Chuck Norris doesnt use condoms, because nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris!

    Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer, but he has never cried.
     
  20. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Chuck Norris has a friction switch.
    Bruce Lee was able to kill Chuck Norris in a movie only due to Bruce Lee pulling out Chuck Norris's chest hair. Wielding Chuck Norris's Chest hair increased his speed, strength, agility, and techniques by over 9000%.