Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. The rain has piled up so high it reaches the clouds and has engulfed them, so no more rain ever.

    I wish for food, I'm hungry
     
  2. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, you eat so much you explode

    I wish for a better laptop
     
  3. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    granted. It runs 1 frame faster in video games

    I wish for A3, Peter, Chand, Teh, etc.'s building skills
     
  4. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, you get banned for copying builds

    I wish for never ending pizza
     
  5. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

  6. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. You are mugged and ripped apart by your own dogs which are now living the high life as successful entrepreneurs and business dogs.

    I wish for a four leaf clover.
     
  7. TheTechGeek245

    TheTechGeek245 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted but you discover that it doesn't effect your luck

    I wish for Rupees
     
  8. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Granted. You get 2 Indian Rupees from a random guy in a bus stop.

    I wish for happiness and wealth for everyone.

    Edit: 2 rupees are worth around 0,03 $
     
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  9. Flamestar00

    Flamestar00 Active Member VIP

    Granted. Everyone but you has happiness and wealth.

    I wish for tolerance and acceptance of all peoples.
     
  10. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. Exactly one minute after all hate for other members of the human race has been purged from the planet we are invaded and destroyed by a giant wombat-esk alien race. All inhabitants of the planet once known as Earth are vaporized except for you... You are stuffed and put on display in a museum on the Wombatonian home world. Your display is often vandalized by the rambunctious youth of the species.

    I wish for a single cashew.
     
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  11. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Here you go. By the way, he just got engaged.

    I wish for my earphones to work properly.
     
  12. Flamestar00

    Flamestar00 Active Member VIP

    Granted your microphone then your computer explodes.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  13. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. People start fighting in space.

    I wish for Half Life 3
     
  14. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, it's a mobile game. Pay to win, microtransactions, EA, iOS exclusive.

    i wesh fur potaetoe
     
  15. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    The potato is Hitler

    I wish for Hitler's virginity
     
  16. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, you take it from him. Necrophiliac.

    I wish for another potato
     
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  17. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. When you eat it, you remember the familiar taste, and realise that it's dried sperm

    I wish for a million wishes
     
  18. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, you wish for a slap with each one. Your face is now obliterated.

    I wish for a blu-tac blob
     
  19. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. Your mom dies

    Bitch please
     
  20. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, I give you a female dog. She bites your nuts off, as she does not know you.

    I wish for watermelon