Ruin a Wish

granted, microsoft owns mojang

I wish for fresh, perfectly made pizza to be delivered to me, for me to consume.

 

Granted. It has a certain penny embedded in it, and you choke on the penny. #CombineForumGames

I wish for a net and a potato

 

Granted. You put up your net and surely enough a stray potato is caught as it zooms past. You're overwhelmed, for so long you've wished for a potato but you never really expected it to happen, like a dog that finally catches it's tail. Like a dog, you don't know what to do with your prize, you never gave any thought into what would be the next step.

You look at the potato and study it as you turn it around slowly in your hands, "so this is what it's like to have a potato...".
A bitter disappointment dawns on you as you realize this potato you've been wishing for is nothing special, and frankly, only a potato.

You place the potato on the ground and take your net down. You leave the scene with only your net in hand, having learned a valuable lesson: the potato is what it is, a simple potato. You're disappointed that having a potato wasn't like you dreamed it would be, but you're thankful that a burden is now lifted from your shoulders, and you'll never feel compelled to wish for a potato or any inanimate object ever again.

I wish I could teleport.

 

since salmon didn't make a wish, I'll make it for him

I wish that the penny game would come back.

 

^I did?

 

you edited it :<

 

Granted, people play for 2 days, gets buried in people complaining about lots of thing.

I wish people would stop complaining about thing.

 

granted, everyone dies

I wish that people were nicer to eachother

 

Granted everyone dies.

I wish everybody would die.

 

granted, they come back as zombies

I wish for a solution to all these damn zombies

 

Granted, they all start complaining about each other's brains getting all over the floor.

I wish to have a reversed classroom for all of my classes for the rest of my life.

 

granted, you also get reversed gravity

I wish i had nachos

 

i had nachos, and then procrastinated and failed his government class.

I wish for a ping pong table.

 

granted, it gets broken in shipping

I wish I could teleport like an enderman

 

Granted you teleport into lava.

I wish i can wish this wish

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Granted. You may never wish for anything of practical use ever again.

I wish for a gallon of blood for the blood goat.

 

Granted, the blood has aids
I wish for a large plush toy of millard filmore

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I grant you your wish. It took a lot of time and effort because its simply not economical for a toy manufacturer to produce a single custom order on their main factory line. I ended up being charged about 8x higher than normal, and for that I would like some compensation (1r in game).
Also instructions didn't specify which image to base the toy from, so the toy looks like this http://tinyurl.com/mcx5pm4

I wish for an unlimited supply of fresh salmon fillet cooked exactly the way I want it.

 

Granted, you are convicted of cannibalism.

I wish for a wish

 

Granted, you just used it.

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