Ruin a Wish

Lel u all skipped my post. U r either blind or mad

 

SORRY! What was it? I wanna try.

 

Every one of his posts I see are answered, idk what he's smoking

 

Main u guise r blind

 

no u

 

I granted DA wish 1st I bet pie was just jelly (0.0)

 

She probably ignored you

 

Granted. You are impaled by a pencil.

I wish for a mint.

 

gr8 my plan is 2 get all of the n3rd$ 2 ignore me nd then i will take over the forums and they won't even see it coming

 

Byack on tyopic of thryead.

 

Minecraft Lava Bucket Challenge?

 

Granted, you find yourself at a hotel but dont see a mint on the pillow. you look under the bed and there it is lying with the dust bunnies.

I wish for bacon

 

Granted, you catch vegetarianism

I wish to be in the illuminati

 

Granted, you die just like the Illuminati did hundreds of years ago.

I wish people would stop touching me in school...

 

Granted, no one will ever touch you and you will be lonely

I wish for all da girls

 

Granted, all the girls wanted you too, but gave you aids and you died.

I wish for a less annoying english teacher.

 

Granted, you move and go to a new school with an even more annoying teacher

I wish to have more kills on survival

 

Granted, whenever you hit 666 kills it resets all the kills, and everybody hate you forhuever.

I wish for a next gen pitfall game.

 

Granted you wait 10 years just to find that the next gen is a ripoff

I wish the unturned server had a 90+ uptime

 

Granted, but your PC breaks down.

I wish MCMMO unarmed was not nerfed right now...