Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, but I return the expired juice and you spill it... clumsy Rem.
    I wish for a beard.
     
  2. epic_poke8

    epic_poke8 Active Member VIP

    Granted, but it;s made of steel wool and cannot be destroyed/altered. Also, it's short.

    I wish for a clean, white, soft, pure snowball with nothing hidden in it to the face at 10mph.
     
  3. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, but it isn't snow... Wink Wink

    I wish to remove all ads ever.
     
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  4. oiShocKWavesv

    oiShocKWavesv Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. Adblock.
    But really, all ads are removed, no one makes money and hundreds of businesses crash and burn all BECAUSE OF YOU!

    I wish for longer days
     
  5. Grimmjow

    Grimmjow New Member

    granted u are sent to Pluto for a top secret space settlement with nothing but a toothbrush and a bottle of vinegar.

    i wish for a garden gnome
     
  6. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. The gnome is possessed by a malevolent spirit that sneaks into your room and urinates on the carpet.

    I wish for a dimmer switch for the sun.
     
  7. waterpower1

    waterpower1 Active Member

    Granted. You turn up the heat in the sun to such a degree that it explodes. Luckily you (prepared for this moment) sealed yourself in an unobtainium box with a small lightbulb and dimmer to keep yourself occupied.

    I wish for a bone from space's remains.
     
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  8. Grimmjow

    Grimmjow New Member

    Granted, u r feed space's remains as fried cadet. It's delicious and u love it. U ask the chef 4 the recipe. He reluctantly tells u that it was made from human remains. U hang the now fleshless bones on ur wall as ur 1st cannibal meal, but it surely will not be ur last.

    I wish 4 a way to clean my carpet and rid myself of this demon plagued gnome in 1 foul swoop, and I'm all out of holy water from that Turkish bath.
     
  9. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. It's space's bone. Ew.

    I wish for an obedient battle shibe doge.
     
  10. Rem

    Rem Active Member VIP

    Granted, but is killed in its first battle

    I wish for School to not exist
     
  11. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Granted, college

    I wish for corn
     
  12. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. All of it gets wedged between your teeth and you're all out of floss.

    I wish for breakfast.
     
  13. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, it is poisoned with cyanide.

    I wish for a potato
     
  14. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Granted, but it transforms into a turnip

    I wish that my wish won't get ruined
     
  15. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, but it is ruined because of unknown causes.

    I wish people will stop saying that stupid wish.
     
  16. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Granted, its opposite day

    I wish it wasn't opposite day
     
  17. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, oh wait it's opposite day.

    I wish to not get a million Euros. (European Currency)
     
  18. oiShocKWavesv

    oiShocKWavesv Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. You ruined it yourself by asking for euros, why not ask for something more valuable? :S

    I wish for lots of valuable objects
     
  19. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    fuck it, im a millionaire!

    Granted, you got Platinum lots 1 and 2! You don't have enough to keep them.

    I wish for a 64 stack of Nether Stars
     
  20. epic_poke8

    epic_poke8 Active Member VIP

    Granted, but you fall into lava with no armor or potions.

    I wish for a stick that I could write or draw with.