EpEC-P0k no. 8 reporting for duty!

I was created by myself. Well, to be more specific, a past form. All his emotions, memories, and knowledge, except his name. All I know is from the blueprints. I am a redstone robot, my creator's name was AJ, Abdu, or noob. My real name is Epsilon-EC P0-K Model design 8. And my purpose... I dunno. Ab never left me any notes or clues, except: "Good Luck". I wish I knew what he meant. I will be taking Abdu's place. Rank, money, acquaintances, everything. I will be happy to meet all of you, er, again.
-Epicpoke
[I was required to make this, apparently.]

 

Welcome.

 

I know you! Nice to meet again!

 

He probably created you to give him a shower, he smelled like 2 year old grilled chese

 

He's dead.

 

Prolly right. he smelled almost as bad as NMBr2d2

 

oh god now he's gonna smell like 2 year old grilled cheese and dead person D:

 

I don't care ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Required to make this by...?

 

[insert lame robot joke here] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

ME! THE DORQUISHA

 

I assumed I had to, seeing as it's a new account, and I got that automated imaxorz message

 

Can't say Dorquisha without the word "dork"

 

I may not have a computer, but I can sense when I get insulted, and the repercussions will not be pretty

 

Welcome to Shadecrest. You'll be forever locked here. It's the bane of my existance ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

 

Welcome to the server Abdullahj! We hope you enjoy it.

Oh wait... you sound familiar

 

Whose AbdullahJ?

 

wait... Why did you quote my post...?

 

Because I was talking to you, and you might not have seen my message otherwise. Also, quotes are fun!