Ruin a Wish

Granted, you never replyed to this thread and you never got a minecraft account. You were never flamestar00 because you never had exsisted .

I wish for a pillow.

 

Granted the pillow is a furry monster pillow and in the night it comes alive and eats you.

I wish for a paint horse in the pvp world

 

Granted. But in your excitement you end up running into water and drown because you forget to L Shift to dismount.

I wish for a nice big waffle.

 

Granted. You try to use a fork to get the waffle out of the toaster and electrocute yourself.

I wish to know how to cook.

 

Granted, you ask a professional cool to teach you how to cook. After the first two minutes of the lesson the cook gets so angry at your hopelessness that he chucks you in the oven and you burn to death.

I wish for a pair of wings.

 

Granted. But you fly so high your wings burn off, then you plummet to the earth and die.
I wish for some Italian food.

 

Granted, it poisonous .

I wish for a light bulb.

 

Granted the fuse sets on fire and you burn to death.

I wish for an apple and not die like snow white

 

granted but the apple is full of worms and uneatable

I wish to play planet side 2

 

Granted your copy is faulty and doesn't work.

I wish for my wish to be granted.

 

Not granted. O well.

I wish for yet another cupcake

 

Granted , the cupcakes had explosives in it and blows up in your face and you die.
I wish i could be the president, and for anyone who is going to reply I'm russian i can't die .

 

you learn you're actually Ukrainian and the radiation from Chernobyl kills you.

I wish that Freddie Mercury were still alive

 

Granted he is but it's back in time and you are not born yet

I wish for a wish

 

no

I wish Freddie Mercury were still alive, the legend he was, and at the same time as I- and for that to be during his prime, whenever that was... I'm guessing mid 80s

 

Granted, he is so old and out of it that he agrees to do a collaboration remix of the Bohemian Rhapsody with Justin Beiber!

I wish I didnt feel so bad about ruining pads wish.

 

Granted you feel happy and then pad is so mad he comes after you when you are mining and have found 64 stacks of diamonds and kills you.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

Granted. You think of the perfect un-ruinable wish!
then forget it

I wish that NMB had understood, When I said "the legend he was", I meant he was in his prime. That means he's not old and out of it.
So with that being a past tense, that means that wish I wished for that he ruined is then granted and granted well.

 

Imma bring this thread back.

I wish for a small rubber ball that stands 2cm high to appear on the surface of the moon. Because reasons.

 

I actually missed this game.

Granted. It is stolen by mooninites.

I wish for people to stop actin-a-fool on the forums.