Granted. Now it comes with x25 crashes. Meaning it crashes every 0.00007 seconds now. I wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.
Granted, you give canopener a quick swipe through the chest, but only after he has chopped off your 3 of your fingers and toes, taken out one of your eyes and both of your ears, given you a nice slash cutting across your chest down grazing your rib cage and finishing you off on a long slow death by cutting open your guts. Of course, all the ladies have been watching.
granted, she leaves you the next day, you heart being broken you decide to end your life I wish that my mod app had been accepted
Granted. Shortly after becoming mod everyone gets angry at your decision and start chasing you down with torches and hoes (closest I could get to a pitch fork in minecraft) I wish for creative on survival and survival on creative
granted, but it was only banned and you get banned Golui style. I wish that I were an admin (or at least purple D
Granted, you get senior mod, but then have it taken away. I wish for /ptp to be enabled on the server.
Granted, you are overcome with joy and so the week passes in barely a minute. I wish for yes and no to swap around. (go on, think up a story)
The sudden change confuses everyone to the point of mentally shutdown, and you have effectively destroyed the world. I wish my internet was fixed, so I could PvP to my heart's content.
Granted, you pvp into the day and then into the night and into the day and so on. You become so attached to your Internet that you are unable to get off and slowly starve to death. I wish for the next person who replys to this thread explodes in a ball of blue fire and you die because the fire burns your skin off.
Granted, luckily for you, you were wearing a flame resistant suit but in unfortunately the suit did not protect your face and you have horrible scars all over your face and your nose was burned off and you are in so much pain you would probably want to be dead. I wish for a tissue.
granted, you are served brain tissue for dinner, it tastes horrible and stains your teeth the color of brain juice. I wish for more doors.
Granted , you get lots of new doors..,, so many in fact that you get suffocated underneath a huge pile of doors. I wish for a balloon.
Granted it explodes in your face. I wish that I never replied to this thread because my wish will be ruined and make me sad