Granted, but the wishes that turn out well I wish to make them better. And it works. I wish Awesomeguy weren't so against my happiness
I'm not actually, I thought we were friends Granted, I am not against your happiness, I am against your joyfulness. I wish that diamonds would fly to me from everybody's chests when I am in-game.
Granted, you study the pohuto and find out what it is and what it does. You realise that the amazing powers of the potato's molecular structue combined with the molecular structure of the 'hue' can cause eternal life. You split the atoms inside and life forever. Soon after, you witness a nuclear strike wiping out all life. You are the only being left and you are forced to live your life like that. Living hell. I wish that people would not be mean to me and my ideas.
Granted, but you and your ideas start being mean to people and everyone hates you. I wish I had more free time this summer
Granted, the piece of cake is fire cake therefor you die a very painful death while eating it. I wish I could eat Legend
granted your taken instantly taken home where an angry mexican hashtags you to death. I wish a hug from dynodamon
Granted, Your immense fortune turns you into a egotistical arsehole, you lose all your friends/family. I wish for people to stop raiding me only. :3
Granted, the puppy turns out to be a possessed demon, you slowly turn insane. I wish for more spruce saplings.
Granted, although you get more spruce saplings you grow them harvest them and not a single one drops a sapling leaving you with no more saplings I wish for awasted to become super bad at PVP for just 1 hour so I can kill him and get his head for my wall
Granted however after you kill him his head, still imbued with godly pvp skills and extreme obesity kills you the moment you attempt to pick up the head. I wish for everyone to stop fighting and spread the love.