Ruin a Wish

Granted, but the wishes that turn out well I wish to make them better. And it works.

I wish Awesomeguy weren't so against my happiness

 

I'm not actually, I thought we were friends

Granted, I am not against your happiness, I am against your joyfulness.

I wish that diamonds would fly to me from everybody's chests when I am in-game.

 

Granted, you're crushed by the diamonds and I take them for myself.

I wish for a pohueto.

 

Granted, but you don't know what it is

I wish to be smart

 

Granted, but your brain grows too large and your head explodes.

I wish I didn't die in game so much.

 

Granted, you die in real life more often

I wish for a pohueto that I knew what was

 

Granted, you study the pohuto and find out what it is and what it does. You realise that the amazing powers of the potato's molecular structue combined with the molecular structure of the 'hue' can cause eternal life. You split the atoms inside and life forever. Soon after, you witness a nuclear strike wiping out all life. You are the only being left and you are forced to live your life like that. Living hell.

I wish that people would not be mean to me and my ideas.

 

Granted, but you and your ideas start being mean to people and everyone hates you.

I wish I had more free time this summer

 

Granted, you are released into deep space and free to do whatever you want


I wish to be a unicorn

 

Granted, you are hunted for your blood that makes you immortal.

I wish for a really cool hat.

 

Granted, the hat is new so it is hot and it melts you from the inside.

I wish for a piece of cake.

 

Granted, the piece of cake is fire cake therefor you die a very painful death while eating it.

I wish I could eat Legend

 

Granted, but his super massive body completely destroys your stomach.

I wish I could get home sooner

 

granted your taken instantly taken home where an angry mexican hashtags you to death.

I wish a hug from dynodamon

 

Granted, Dynodamon is a dinosaur and proceeds to eat you.

I wish to be rich

 

Granted, Your immense fortune turns you into a egotistical arsehole, you lose all your friends/family.

I wish for people to stop raiding me only. :3

 

granted they raid your friends and family who then proceed to freeload off you.

I wish for a puppy

 

Granted, the puppy turns out to be a possessed demon, you slowly turn insane.

I wish for more spruce saplings.

 

Granted, although you get more spruce saplings you grow them harvest them and not a single one drops a sapling leaving you with no more saplings

I wish for awasted to become super bad at PVP for just 1 hour so I can kill him and get his head for my wall

 

Granted however after you kill him his head, still imbued with godly pvp skills and extreme obesity kills you the moment you attempt to pick up the head.

I wish for everyone to stop fighting and spread the love.