Ruin a Wish

I wish for an AK-47 that fires potatos

 

Granted, the potato explodes in the gun and throws you backwards into lava and spike filled pit.


I wish to be a fish.

 

Granted ur a fish but u were on land so u died.


I wished I knew when the nxt restart for the server was.

 

Granted you find out when the server gets restarted then get perm-banned straight away never allowing you to play on the server again.

I wish for all the loots

 

Granted, your phat lewt includes a single melon slice, some sugar cane, cactus, a broken gold sword with power 2 enchantment, as well as some seeds and an active tnt block which blows the items and you to smithereens.

I wish for a sack o' potatoes.

 

granted, the sack of potatoes falls from the sky and crushes you. Ouch.

I wish for this thread to stop bugging me with notifications

 

Granted, while you could just have changed your notification settings instead your account was removed from the forum and server instead.

I wish for good building abilities.

 

Granted yay the threads ended. yaayayayayayayayya



MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH to the person who started this thread

 

Dude, don't do that again.

I wish that my avatar (Finn The Human) was real.

 

No.

Granted, you have magnificent and long blond hair that tangles up in your computer and manages to get stuck and you will have to decide weather to be stuck in place for all eternity in front of the computer or cut the hair. Either way your computer goes down to 10 fps when playing minecraft.

I wish for good building abilities.

 

Granted, you can only build Atrain patented minecart lag-bombs.

I wish for a good computer.

 

Granted, I take it because I need one too.

I wish for some cake.

 

Granted, you accidentally sit on it in your good pants.
I wish you could goomba stomp on MC

 

Granted (been playing too much TTT, have you, Sharq?), but whenever you do you get framed as being a Traitor and you are gunned down (yes, gunned) by everyone on the server.

I wish

 

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish for the destruction of all apple devices.

 

Granted, Samsung takes over and everyone is enslaved by them just after they realised the Mind Control 5.

I wish that people would staph wrecking the thread.

 

Granted, but it gets deleted

I wish it didn't suck

 

Granted, it didn't suck, it failed at being a wish.

I wish that I could think of a wish to make all wishes seem like statements.

 

Granted, buy you get so horribly confused that you abandon the thread.

I wish it never failed as a wish

 

Granted, it still failed, but your memory was erased by EVIL Inc. ( Dman2416 ) and you have no knowlage of it failing. What you don't know doesn't hurt you, most of the time.

I wish that Pad would stop making wishes to make his bad wish good.