Ruin a Wish

granted he eats a very large piece of pizza and while you watch him you somehow suffocate on air

i wish for no more atmosphere and a helmet with infinite oxygen

 

Granted, you are an Alien organism to whom oxygen is poisonous. You can figure out the rest.

I wish for a mine turtle army.

 

Granted the mine turtle army ends up soon started a revolution against you and you know.

I wish for OVAR 9000 Dollars

 

Granted, Bill Gates gets jealous and has you assassinated.

I wish that I had more in-game money than majestic_moose.

 

granted but majestic _moose hears from it a week later and buys a time travel divice and goes back a week and intercepts the money transfer

i wish to understand women

 

Granted, you know to much and are killed.

I wish for a ton of invisiblilty potions.

 

Granted, but you drink so many you are erased from minecraft life

I wish to have the best wish ever created!

 

Granted, your wish was a giant explosion so big it wiped out all life in the universe.

I wish for more RAM for ftb.

 

Granted, http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

I wish for a good idea for a wish.

 

Granted. The idea is so good your head explodes from the awesomeness.

I wish for a pet whale

 

Granted, one day when it is floating around with it's mouth open you swim into it.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted. Nothing is actually the name of a serial killer and murders you.

I wish for a walrus.

 

Granted, it eats gold and diamonds instead of food, it eats all of your's and you are now an outcast.

I wish for unlimited purple dye.

 

Granted. Thousands of gallons of purple dye falls out of the sky and drowns you, and leaves all your belongings and home purple.

I wish for a pet enderdragon.

 

Granted, your pet dragon proceeds to tear up the entire world.

I wish for ftb to stop lagging.

 

Granted. The server explodes from the impossible being done.

I wish for a lifetime supply of bacon.

 

Granted, you die because you ate it all in a day.

I wish for a better computer.

 

granted, your computer screen gets bigger by 1 millimeter

i wish i could /slay NMBr2d2

 

Granted, I respawn

I wish to beat North_Korean over the head with a gold club

 

Granted, afterwards he shoots you D:

I wish for someone to respond to this within 10 mins of posting it.