Granted, you are so crazed with excitment for having a stack of diamond blocks that you run around in the pvp would spamming the chat. Sharqman hears about all this and kills you. I wish for a dragon egg.
Granted, you receive a dragon egg and it hatches without you knowing and proceeds to eat you inside out. I wish for a wish that would wish for another wish
Granted, however the dragon egg hatches and it destroys your house and everything you own. I wish to go to heaven.
Granted, but they throw you out for ruining people's wishes. (You also skipped Mage) I wish for THE ring.
Woops missed it. Granted, the wish that you wished to wish for another wish, wished for you to wish you never made that wish and that wish caused a paradox by preventing the wish you made to make the final wish and you spontaneously combust. Granted, you acquire the ring and become crazy, killing all of your friends and family and you isolate yourself from all of society, but in the end get hunted down by others who wish to own the ring and you die.
Granted but THE ring turns out to be a onion ring. The worst part is the onion ring isn't really that tasty. I wish to not be skipped in this thread when I make a wish ;P Kire
Granted, but the thread is soon abandoned and your wish will never see the light of day. I wish for a pet admin.
Granted, you already have a pet penguin by the name of QuietSea. I wish I was the tallest man in the world
Not sure if wish wasn't ruined or insult to quiet. Granted, you are so tall you stretch into space and suffocate and people use your corpse as a frame for a space elevator. I wish ruining wishes was an mcmmo skill.
You get to level 999 and then the server crashes and loses the fact you just leveled a ton. Then someone else gets to 1000 first. I wish for my TS to not randomly fail on me.
Granted, however you cannot close it ever again and you get poked by awasted to the end of eternity. I wish for a pony.
Granted however that pony so happens to have the tendency to pretend to be a human. In only 3 days the pony has mutated into a human but still has the pony characteristics. I wish Disney did not buy Star Wars and George Lucas still owned it
Granted, George Lucas dies the next day and his will gives the Star Wars rights to Disney, so technically they didn't buy it. I wish people would stop skipping other people's wishes.
Granted, but someone brainwashes everyone and deletes your thread and everyone keeps skipping people. I wish they put bbq's in minecraft.
Granted, bbq becomes the main type of food used on the server and everyone becomes obese in game and has a constant slowness de-buff as well as an increased hitbox with the hunger bar decreasing three times as fast as before and if you don't eat before you have half your hunger bar you lose health and if you reach zero you die. I wish for real life creative mode.
Granted, but you end up being banned from real life for fly hacks. I wish for cheese, lots of cheese.
Granted, however it is for everyone and there is too much and everyone drowns. I wish to be Sheogorath.
Granted, but you are hunted down by an Argonian named Ralk and are killed to be used in some armor. I wish for to be the only dragon born.
Granted yet you are the "runt" of the dragon born and you end up by living alone in the middle of nowhere not being able to show your face because the dragons have destroyed Skyrim. I wish we would stop aging at 21
Granted, after that the voting age and all the other age restrictions are set to 22. I wish for my brother to eat a very large slice of pizza