MY GOD! A retina scanner. My fort only has a finger print scanner. *runs to best buy* "Give me your best retina scanner!"
Fiiine. People allowed in: All girls, CanOpenerTrooper, all Admins, maybe Nava, if he can behave himself. HELLO THERE! YOU ARE ENTERING MADDIE'S IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF DOOM. ENJOY YOUR STAY! PLEASE READ THE RULES: - DON'T say anything you will regret. - You don't like? LEAVE. - NO gangs. - PLEASE wipe your feet before you come in. - NO paradoxes please! I do not enjoy long over worked thinking strains! - All mentions of Tobuscus must be in the holyorder. He is our King here. - The ONLY permitted footwear on our sacred land is HEELYS. - NO smoking. - NO stripping. - NO Justin Bieber and other stupid pop music like that, unless you want ear blood everywhere. - Rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification. - If you don't stahp whatever you are doing wrong after the first warning, you will be beaten with a fish, and banned from the fort forever. - And finally, have fun! (Some credit to Emma for the rules) There you go.