^awesome^ granted but as soon as the ticket landed in your hand it started to float away into the water and now the inkt has dripped off of it i wish for 10 lives
Granted. You use 3 lives trying to figure out how to use W.E. in real life and suffocate yourself. The next 6 lives are spent trying to play Frogger in real life. Thinking you have tons of lives to spend, you have your best friend try to shoot you with an apple on your head with a bow. Smooth. I wish to have an icy-breath dragon pet.
Granted. He freezes you like a human meatsicle then spends the next few minutes slowing consuming your frozen corpse. I wish for a lava lamp shaped like Jimmy Hendrix's head wearing sunglasses.
granted, You get the pot smoking lava lamp and it turns you on..... You start making love to it and the HOT insides break out. It melts you...... I wish for pizza now!
granted. You magically find a "pepperoni" pizza in your microwave. You take a bite out of it and explode because the pepperoni was not pepperoni. It was actually TNT! I wish for parents who would not yell at me when I do something bad.
Granted. Your last set of parents were evil maniacs. The new ones came from a asian dry cleaner down the road. The 2 koreans praise you when you get good grades (never). They never yell at you. Only hit you with a stick when you are bad. You become the "popular" dude at middle school and stop studying. You get a 82% on your math finals and the korean father kills you..... I wish for a mom that does not take pictures of everything that she sees....
granted. Your mum (I'm Aussie, this is how I spell MUM. WHOOO AUSSIE DAY!) drops her best camera and gives up photography. Or so you thought. You find her taking photos of a tree and she as a heart attack because of the fright she got. You die when her camera drops to the ground and smashes. I wish mum and dad loved, and I mean LOVED, Nyan Cat
Granted: They sell you to buy a cat, and then stuff it in a very recently cooked poptart. They realize it has been quite well cooked, and have cat for dinner. They are then arrested for animal cruelty, and you are left with no mum, no dad, and NO aussie house! I wish for pig.
Granted. Whilst working in the reptile exhibit you notice a man dressed as Indiana Jones standing near the snake tanks. Staring at the man with intrigue you happen to hear him say to himself, "Snakes... I hate snakes..." then watch as he removes a small round object from his coat, place it on the floor in front of the tanks then make a hasty exit. You notice a faint ticking... and then... you hear nothing ever again. I wish for a shot of Jack Daniels.
Granted. But instead of just one shot, you drink two thousand. Your friend lights a candle as you burp. You all burn to smithereens, which means you die. I wish for a million more wishes
Granted, however the quality of those wishes are byfar worse than all previous wishes in this thread... I whish my hair never needed to be washed and that i never got bald
Granted. All you have to do is wash your hair once with magic shampoo (lol poo) and you will never need to wash your hair again. You start to wash your hair with this shampoo (poo lol) then afterwards realise it was go- away-hair shampoo (poo lol). There is no way to get your perfect hair back. You look in a mirror. You see your bald head. You scream like the girl you are. You run out of breath from screaming and die (poo lol) I wish laxatives were never invented (poo lol)
Granted, there's nothing called laxatives and it's all thanks to you. Thousand of people get ill and dies of constipation and they all blame you, so they haunt you down and ties you to a toilet were you'r forced to spend the rest of your life. I wish for magic maraccas that always sounds awsome when played
Granted. A pair of magic maracas carved from the trunk of a 1000 year old giant oak and filled with the grated and smoothed remnants of a meteorite are given to you by the same shady Jamaican that bestowed CanOpenerTrooper with magic time reversal powers. They sound nothing short of phenomenal. With every shake the very cosmos seems to dance to your rhythm. You quickly become the galaxy's most renowned maraca player and develop an immense following. One day whilst enjoying an iced coffee sitting outside of your favorite cafe a man wearily approaches and sits down in the chair across from you. It is Pierre Martinez. Before you came along he was thought to be the greatest of all the maraca players, but was soon forgotten as you rose to stardom. Since your appearance he has been unable to book a decent paying gig and has fallen on seriously hard times. He tells you of his woes. How is wife left him and how she took the kids. How he hasn't been able to find an employer that would hire him. How his life had enter a never ending spiral of misery. He holds you responsible for all his misfortune and discretely draws a small pistol from his coat. Slowly he rises from his chair the gun's barrel trained on your head. So transfixed on the gun in his hand you never notice the large knife he draws from his belt. He throws himself at you and you both topple to the ground. Forcefully he jabs the blade into your chest twisting the handle ever so slowly. Leaning in close he whispers into your ear, "I'll see you in hell." I wish for a Sprite.
wish granted but there is one thing wrong with it its invisible, and i dont know where i left it i wish for a mineturtle
Granted, you have the turtle in your hands, but today is April Fools Day (AEST timezone for me) and your shoelaces have been tied together. You trip and the turtle expodes. You die. I wish I could walk on water.
Granted, you get pushed out of a plane and get crushed due to the impact on the water. I wish to be a penguin.
Granted, QuietSea realises this and hunts you down, for Quiet is the only penguin on the server. I wish that I had a pet dog.