Granted, someone makes a statue of you ingame; although the world is soon reset afterwards due to a incident involving a pumpkin pie, a chicken and a piece of gold ore, resulting in corrupted chunks and a shiny chicken pie. I wish for stuff.
Granted. You recieve so much stuff that you are swamped by it and you die from suffocation. I wish that I could time travel.
Granted, you emerge from the time machine, only to be crushed by a dinosaur saying "I am a stegosaurus" I wish that Scuba Gear was a part of the stuff that suffocated me in the previous wish.
Granted. You spend hours navigating the sea of never ending stuff that was once your certain doom. During your journey you discover many wondrous treasures hidden deep within the great pile that make you very wealthy. You later spend a large portion of your money on a high priced prostitute that you end up contracting aids from as you made the foolish decision to have unprotected sex with her. I wish for a donut.
Granted. Your sasquatch however have big apatite and with big apatite comes loads of stool, you end up cleaning his litter box for the rest of your life. I wish dimondblocks were real
Granted. Everyone uses them to make diamond swords. They hunt you down and threaten to kill you unless you give them all your diamond. I wish I was a pro-tennis player.
I wish the pigs could fly *sigh* Too bad that will never happen *wink wink* (I'm building a machine tat makes pigs fly)
Train if you don't know how to play look at how other people are doing it. Your supposed to ruin a wish. And do you know you can just edit your first post? Granted, Pigs can fly but then take over the world and kill everyone. I wish for no school
Granted, No school= Schools out for ever= Alice Cooper= Poison=> everything is here by poison. I guess you wouldn't want that... I wish I could make sense
Granted, you are a tired over worked factory worker making a product called sense. I wish I could touch the sky
Granted, you get launched out of a cannon super high into the sky but then you realize you forgot your parachute I wish I could rule over shadecrestia
Wish Granted. You successfully make it up the social pyramid by cheating. Years into your reign, the people begin to develop a sense of identity. They protest violently by stealing your dogs and hanging them by your already hung Officers' toenails. Gruesome. They eventually have enough blocks to finish building their fighter jets and they all storm your castle. It is ruined and you are banned by Max for tyranny. The Enrique Dynasty has fallen. I wish for 23 tubs of lard to appear in my room on February 14.
Granted. Under the lard there are bombs that blow your entire house up, including you. I wish for a lightsaber.
Granted: 2 sided, and you think it has one. You fail, and kill yourself without swinging it once. I wish for a good grade on my upcoming Lang. MidTerm D:
Granted, Ferris Buellers idea of a good grade I wish for the Enrique dynasty to retake power over shadecrestia