Granted but you are banned within three days for creating amazingly lifelike pornographic images out of Minecraft blocks, one of which strongly resembles your sixth grade history teacher. I wish to be remembered.
granted you are remembered for streaking though acid and becoming horrifically burned and disfigured. i wish to be party rocking
Granted, the brightly coloured, festive boulders shall be arriving at you location soon. I wish for the Holy Grail
Granted, but it comes with a killer bunny that immediately rips your throat out. I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
Granted, you now have perfect health which results in an extended lifespan. You now stand helpless as those you love and cherish grow old and die around you. I wish to be normal.
granted, you get michael jackson reborn who tee-hee's you to death. i wich to be the best at math and ping-pong
Granted, you send the rest of your days counting the amount of ping pong balls in the world. I wish for a fancy cupcake.
Granted. Utilizing your formidable new skills you quickly become the all time greatest ping-pong... er... athlete?... yeah I guess that works... IN the universe. There being no one in all of existence left to challenge you you begin a ping-pong-athon against yourself that lasts for all eternity. You never marry, have no kids and die alone. I wish for Godzirra.
OH GOD DAMMIT! *Sigh*... Granted. The cupcake is so damn fancy a gluttonous, wealthy, morbidly obese, humanoid giraffe murders you for it. Now then... I wish for Godzirra.
Granted, but you get Godzilla instead, AND about 3000000 asains, who CONSTANTLY scream "Godzirra!!!" Your humor turns on you, and you go insane from all of the Godzirra-ing... Oh yea, Godzilla eats 1 asain every week, so by the time you are....................... 57,629 you stop being insane. You get eaten one week later. I wish for a scuf controler
Granted, but it turns out he is a complete asshole that doesn't like you. I wish for cats, millions and millions and millions of cats.
Granted. You are given your own island filled with wayward kitties who rend you meat from bone upon first visit because no one feeds them. I wish I was a little bit taller.
Granted,your given growing pills by a dr but he can't read n gives you shrinking pills instead I wish for a firetruck sent from my HTC shift yay!
granted. You're transported back in time to the day of September 11, 2001 outside of ground zero and just after the collapse of the towers. Firetrucks... firetrucks everywhere. I wish for a wombat.
Granted, but the face tumors from Tasmanian devils transfer to it and you are forced to put it down. I wish for a time machine that would always take me back and forth in time and never break.
Granted,but as you travel back in time the machine breaks and your stuck there forever. I wish for a hummer sent from my HTC shift yay!
Granted, you have someone follow you all day humming the most annoying songs in the galaxy and the worst part is...they get stuck in your head. all of them. I wish for a yorkshire custom made holy hand grenade that cannot cause harm