Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, the water and lava combine in the inside and make it into solid stone.

    I wish for Admin privileges in real life.
     
  2. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Granted, you now slap anyone who screams, cusses, or smiles at you.

    I wish for a rock gun.
     
  3. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, it's a stereo unit that only plays rock music and is in the shape of a gun.

    I wish that everyone's display pictures indicate what everyone actually is.
     
  4. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Granted, but it already is, so it's void.

    I wish for gun that plays music.
     
  5. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    granted, the gun is a professional potato player.
    I wish for truthful cake.
     
  6. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, I hope you like listening to Bieber then!

    I wish for people to stop being so violent.
     
  7. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, people stop being so violent and start being really happy and helpful and everyone always has a smile on their face, except you, so they ostracize you.
    I wish to have a dream where i have cake.
     
  8. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Granted, the cake falls in love with you and follows you your whole life...

    I wish for baseball bat and glass.
     
  9. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Woah woah WOAH!!!!! What is this "potato player"? What sport involves my species??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US??????
     
  10. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    It's a musical instrument, not a species, not a player :p

    Granted, someone beats you with a baseball bat and shoves glass down your throat.
    I wish for someone to steal my wish
     
  11. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Granted, but they wish for it to be shoved down your throat.

    I wish for something.
     
  12. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, you get something, but it turns out you are allergic to that something and you live your life unable to play minecraft ever again.
    I wish for peace among politicians.
     
  13. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Granted, now the ploliticans are very angry at you and attempt to shoot you every 5 minutes.

    I wish for a British accent.
     
  14. Thomasdd13

    Thomasdd13 Active Member VIP

    granted, you sound so british that people mistake you for a brit, and blatca comes and destroys you

    i wish for 500$

    *what happened to blatters?*
     
  15. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Blatca got too fatca
     
  16. PhuzzYLogiK

    PhuzzYLogiK Member

    Granted, but it's counterfeit and you will be arrested if you try to spend it.

    I wish for a wish that cannot be ruined.
     
  17. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, you now get kicked off ShadeCrest for ruining a thread.

    I wish for a piece of paper.
     
  18. Evil_Argonian

    Evil_Argonian Member VIP

    Granted, you get an infected papercut and die dramatically after a series of events involving a pineapple, a yoyo, an inadequate doctor, and a drunk cat lady.

    I wish for me getting that tiger.


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  19. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Granted, but I messed up so you get a bag of ticks.

    I wish for a bungee cord.
     
  20. crazyboy162

    crazyboy162 Active Member VIP

    Granted, you use the bungee cord on a bridge, it snaps, and you die.

    I wish for the Millenium Falcon.