Granted: your grandmother walks in on you playing the game, and at that moment you are running small children with a Fiat. She asks your parents about it, appalled as she is, and they completely deny buying you the game, and ground you for a month. I wish to not throw up whenever I smell quiche.
Granted. You now crap uncontrollably when you smell quiche. I wish for 2 things: 1. To know if il0v3an1mal5_39 is a boy or girl. 2. To be able to spell il0v3an1mal5_39 correctly every time first try.
.Granted....you find three kernels of popcorn under your couch whilst vaccuming and realize you haven't vaccumed under your couch in over three months. You eat it anyway I wish to be the very best at anything.
Granted, you are the best at being bad at everything, causing the wish to be null. I wish for a quarter.
Granted. Geaorge washington comes back from the dead and steals your bubblegum then kills you. i wish for coooookies
granted, blatca spawns you cookies and you are banned for eating aboose cookies and not burning them like a good boy i wish blatca to be more active D:
Granted. He ruins all of the plugins, except Extra Hard Mode. Everyone leaves, and only Max and Blat play on the server. I wish for voting contest moniez
Granted: You aren't ACTUALLY the winner, and Ralk75 gets it. I wish for a GOOD grade on my history test ;_;
Granted, you get an A on the next one, then fail history for the rest of your life. i wish for my math teachers test's to not make my butthole 5 times bigger XD
Granted, it's now so good that all the other food is now disgusting. I wish that the ocean wasn't so terrifying.
Granted, but now the sea is. Now you can't look/talk/see things with the word sea or c in it! I wish for my guard dog to be nice. : P
Granted, it even opens to door politely for the serial killer. I wish that my speakers would stop playing static.