Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Ha. Granted, but it turned out it's not possible.

    I wish people could read and stopped calling me Ghandi-pup. :p
     
  2. Gledhill98

    Gledhill98 Member

    granted everyone gets bored of peace and starts hitting eachother

    i wish for a Alienware Mx18 Gaming Laptop
     
  3. Gledhill98

    Gledhill98 Member

    granted people start calling you pup ghandi

    my wish is a bove
     
  4. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. Your friend makes the same computer for like 1/2 the price. You jelly, kill him, go to jail, leave, never get a job, live with parents, get ridiculed, cry, gg.

    I wish for friends.
     
  5. Gledhill98

    Gledhill98 Member

    granted BadLuckBrian(MySpaceBarNotWorkingProperley)

    IWishForMyFriendsFromShadecrestToMeetMeInAustralia
     
  6. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    If your space bar is broken, how did you make the space between "granted" and "BadLuckBrian"
     
  7. Gledhill98

    Gledhill98 Member

    because it worked sometimes
     
  8. Gledhill98

    Gledhill98 Member

    now im on diff comp so it works
     
  9. slappywhitee

    slappywhitee Active Member Creative Architect

    Granted but once met they decide they despise you and proceed to flog you within an inch of your life.

    I wish for a Kamakaze cocktail (equal parts vodka, tripplesec and lime.....yum!)
     
  10. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. 5 ugly guys drank too much at the bar and want you now.

    I wish for... turtles.
     
  11. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted: Smallfryz leiks turtles, and come to your house... Dressed up in her minecraft skin... PASTY ASS RONALD MC FUCKING DONALD!!!!!!!!!!!

    I wish for less near-death experiances, and to NOT die in the ruined wish below :D
     
  12. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. You're in a white room, no exit. You have an infinite oxygen/food supply/waste disposal implanted into you.

    I wish for me to not be rusty at making dragons.
     
  13. Archenemy666

    Archenemy666 Active Member VIP

    Granted: You live forever, and still grow older. So you're cursed with the pains of being old.

    I wish for a better computer.
     
  14. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    You skipped mine -.-

    Granted. The computer has 0 lag, but over heats unless you press a button every 10 seconds, no sooner, no later.

    I wish for me to not be rusty at making dragons.
     
  15. Thomasdd13

    Thomasdd13 Active Member VIP

    granted, everyone like's your dragons so much, a jealous man kills you out of envy

    i wish for a touchscreen laptop
     
  16. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    granted, you have a laptop screen that touches you.
    I wish for rotten flesh
     
  17. slappywhitee

    slappywhitee Active Member Creative Architect

    Granted....your flesh rots and begins falling off piece by piece, beginning in the nether regions.

    I wish I could instantly teleport anywhere in the world I want to go without suffering any kind of harm or negative effects.
     
  18. Qandipup

    Qandipup Member

    Granted, but the wish malfunctioned and it does the wrong things. Now the world teleports to you nowhere and you suffer a great deal of harm and many negative effects.

    I wish for some word to rhyme with orange.
     
  19. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. A new word is created: Gorange. It means to violently rape a piece of fruit which you are now standing trial for. In this new world where words that previously could not be rhymed now can be, laws pertaining to crime and punishment have been... adjusted. It's eye for an eye round dese here parts. If found convicted you'll be raped by the victims family.

    [​IMG]

    I wish for a silly hat.
     
  20. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. You realize door hinge isn't a word and you go on a mass murder spree, ending up in jail.

    I wish for a mouth.