Ruin a Wish

Ha. Granted, but it turned out it's not possible.

I wish people could read and stopped calling me Ghandi-pup.

 

granted everyone gets bored of peace and starts hitting eachother

i wish for a Alienware Mx18 Gaming Laptop

 

granted people start calling you pup ghandi

my wish is a bove

 

Granted. Your friend makes the same computer for like 1/2 the price. You jelly, kill him, go to jail, leave, never get a job, live with parents, get ridiculed, cry, gg.

I wish for friends.

 

granted BadLuckBrian(MySpaceBarNotWorkingProperley)

IWishForMyFriendsFromShadecrestToMeetMeInAustralia

 

If your space bar is broken, how did you make the space between "granted" and "BadLuckBrian"

 

because it worked sometimes

 

now im on diff comp so it works

 

Granted but once met they decide they despise you and proceed to flog you within an inch of your life.

I wish for a Kamakaze cocktail (equal parts vodka, tripplesec and lime.....yum!)

 

Granted. 5 ugly guys drank too much at the bar and want you now.

I wish for... turtles.

 

Granted: Smallfryz leiks turtles, and come to your house... Dressed up in her minecraft skin... PASTY ASS RONALD MC FUCKING DONALD!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for less near-death experiances, and to NOT die in the ruined wish below

 

Granted. You're in a white room, no exit. You have an infinite oxygen/food supply/waste disposal implanted into you.

I wish for me to not be rusty at making dragons.

 

Granted: You live forever, and still grow older. So you're cursed with the pains of being old.

I wish for a better computer.

 

You skipped mine -.-

Granted. The computer has 0 lag, but over heats unless you press a button every 10 seconds, no sooner, no later.

I wish for me to not be rusty at making dragons.

 

granted, everyone like's your dragons so much, a jealous man kills you out of envy

i wish for a touchscreen laptop

 

granted, you have a laptop screen that touches you.
I wish for rotten flesh

 

Granted....your flesh rots and begins falling off piece by piece, beginning in the nether regions.

I wish I could instantly teleport anywhere in the world I want to go without suffering any kind of harm or negative effects.

 

Granted, but the wish malfunctioned and it does the wrong things. Now the world teleports to you nowhere and you suffer a great deal of harm and many negative effects.

I wish for some word to rhyme with orange.

 

Granted. A new word is created: Gorange. It means to violently rape a piece of fruit which you are now standing trial for. In this new world where words that previously could not be rhymed now can be, laws pertaining to crime and punishment have been... adjusted. It's eye for an eye round dese here parts. If found convicted you'll be raped by the victims family.



I wish for a silly hat.

 

Granted. You realize door hinge isn't a word and you go on a mass murder spree, ending up in jail.

I wish for a mouth.