I logged out of the game and tracked down Pie. Found her living in a bog dressed up like a female asian yoda with nothing but a run down laptop and an I.V. drip of redbull stuck in her arm. Thought I'd better put the ol' girl out of her misery so I delicately blasted a fist sized hole in her chest with my always handy double barrel. I downloaded the penny's data onto a flash drive and bugged the hell out of there.
That wasn't me, that was... YOUR MOTHER. I then summon my legions of Ghasts to fireball you into next month.
Still deep in cyberspace, moose gives himself op, and tps to Pie. Once there, he types /butcher to exterminate all of the ghasts, leaving Pie virtually defenceless. He sends a fire barrage at pie, which shoots the penny off through a portal, probably to be seen again.
Spacey wacey timey wimey events occur. Creeper Killer is dead at my feet, a hole in his head, the smoking gun in my hand. I put the penny back beneath the insole of my shoe.
Thomasdd13 blast's an obama-sized amount of hope and change at spacecadetkevin to retreive the penny. Thomasdd13 then retreats to his private estate in the middle of nowhere with a purple dog.
I command all things purple, so I am the dog, and I chew your face while you sleep, and ingest the penny, and change the dogs outer color to brown, but he is still purple on the inside <3
No you're not. I have a dark side, so I control myself. The penny has a dark side that is on the bottom of it when held up to a light! It is mine :3
well i control the light side and i've got cookies and the penny haz a light side too so the penny is mine