I send a Zerg rush to the dragon realms to find me the penny. Creeperkiller sadly gets caught in the path. I then obtain the penny and turn it into a memorial gold coin using high levels of alchemy. I then go to reward my Zerg rush warriors, but sadly find a nothing but their remains and a triumphant buzz lightyear standing over them thinking they were a part of zerg's evil army. We sit down and have a cup of tea and laugh about the silly misunderstanding. We then part and I give him the coin as a souvenir. His spas hip then crashes due to the incapacitated buzz lightyear who was poisoned by the cup of tea I gave him. I then collect my loots from buzz's ship and sadly can not find the penny in the rubble.
Pie's spirit comes down, finds the now golden penny, and brings it down with her to the nether, throwing it into the hottest magma in the Styx river.
A moose jumps in after the golden penny, screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", and instantly burning to a crisp. Good thing it wasn't majestic_moose, who drinks some fire res champ cause it's so crisp, and swims in after it. Seeking refuge in a nether fortress, moose gets jumped by the blazes, leaving the coin at their disposal
The blazes' queen is Pie, so they promptly bring it to her. Pie then sets up 600 dispenser turrets, fill them with ghast eggs, and begin firing away. The lag shuts down the server.
And apparently changed Pie's gender as well. My knees feel like s**t. It's been three years since those bastards snuck up on me and put a round in each of my legs. Three years I'll never be able to get back, but I'll be damned if I go without compensation for the time I've lost. My informant at the docks told me the last time anyone saw the Creeper Killer was roughly two months ago. Said he kept raging on about some penny and how no one would take it from him. Said he was gonna go back in time or some crazy s**t like that to get away from all the "lunatics" that were after him. He managed to find his home address and advised snooping around the place for some clues. I found him slumped over his dinner table smelling like charred flesh left to rot. One of those crap ebay "time travel machines" sat next to his roasted corpse on the table, wires running from the device to a headset that was now fused to the idiot's skull. His left hand clutched the penny that drove him over the edge with all the life it once had. I was a little pissed the sonuvabitch beat me to the punch, but I had already cleared the spot on my mantle and his head had it reserved. Couldn't pry the penny from the hand so I figured I'd just take that too. Looks real nice propped up next to his noggin and they both make for great conversation starters.
hahahahahaha it sounds like he actually fell for it i was the informant at the docks i was in desguise he got the penny but now he got a katana through both of his knees and as he begins to fall down i throw an kunai in his back screaming get over here and i lift him up from the ground after braking both of his arms and i crush the hand of the informant he should have met on the docks but was actually already dead. as i move away from kevins almost dead body i jump in a time hole from my time wrist band with my last words to him see you in the past.
As we go back in time, back before justin bever, back even before SHADECREST. Here all that minecraft was was a bunch of blocks with no patern or realism at all, and the only block you could place was grass. This is where creeperkiller lands up; but creeper finds it difficult to move, his pet mouse only being able to move in slow, agonising gestures. As creeper lands in this empty world he falls into a leaf block, dropping both his time wrist band and the penny, both of them falling endlessly through the map. But the band hits a brick block and teleports all shadecrest players into minecraft 4k, good luck everyone.
I'm lying at the peak of a mountain overlooking a vast and unfamiliar landscape. There's a sheep up here with me, but something seems off about it. Its face and body look... square... blocky. Everything... everything around me's the same. The dirt the trees the rocks... even the goddamn people. All blocky. I have no idea how I ended up here. The last thing I remember is the Creeper Killer putting a sword through both my knees and a knife in my back. After that, my world went dark. Next thing I know I'm waking up in bed with some weirdass creature looming over me. Damn thing looked like Dan Akroyd from Coneheads if he'd gotten his head stuck in a metal box then stood upside down on it for a year and had an elephant's trunk surgically grafted onto his nose. It kept pushing slabs of beef at me trying to get me to eat I guess. I don't speak their language. I shovel the stuff down my gullet and watch in the most awe as my wounds start to close themselves up. And I thought C.K. was crazy. About a week ago I found the stupid penny half buried in the sand at the beach on the edge of town so I scooped it up and tucked back under the soul of my shoe. Guess it's just gonna be me and Ol' Abe for a while... damn I could use a smoke.
takes all of the pennies and smelts them into one giant penny and gives it to the owner of Good Fluffin Muffins (c) TM
/nuke imaxorz That's what you do now. (for those wondering, that is the command I tried to use on Max when he gave me op. Turns it out it isn't actually a command XD)
what if i smelt it back down into smaller pennies again, will i that be able to pay for my good fluffin muffins TM?
I would accept the smaller pennies as a form of payment yes. We also take credit, debit, sweat collected from the backs of children forced into manual labor and virgin blood as tender.